My screenshot of piers Morgan earlier got 2000 retweets, proud day. Hahahah
Come down watch me battle rap. March 7th in Cardiff.
Dedicating this glass to my Uncle John. Rest in peace. So sad that ill never see him again, ust glad he doesn’t have to suffer any more.
Tray baked chicken and mixed veg with roasties and balsamic and smoked paprika glaze and ribs.
Found this watch. Wonder if it’s worth something. Selling for £12.
Look at this gammy imitation haribo. It’s like haribo with a limp.
Lobster, sauté garlic potatoes, creamy and garlic white wine sauce and broccoli. Easy now…
Mad shanking/skanking for valentines day.
Happy valentines day with a cunting massive Crustacean lobster cunt. Boom. White wine sauce and sauté denim.
How I’m gonna end my new Sbtv freestyle…? Either that or slide down a grass bank on my knees? Any other suggestions? Something funny.